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Funny Team Names
Even if your team sucks you want to get a funny team name. So here is a list of some of the funniest team names we’ve seen.
The list starts out with fairly general names that could work for many different sports. We also have team names broken down into sports categories for your convenience towards the bottom of the page.
- Drunk Again & Look’n to Score
- Scared Hitless
- Menacy to Sobriety
- Golden Somberos
- Butte Pirates - an actual High school name, sort of tragic.
- Master Batters
- With Ourselves - “The [insert team] are now playing… With Ourselves”
- Couch Potatos
- Fake Madrid
- Team Geriatric
- Short Bus
- Holy Walkamolies
- Hebrew Nationals - think hotdogs
- Ear Bitters
- Team Ramrod
- Have You Seen My Baseball?
- Sliders and Strokers
- Peanut Butter Jelly Time
- Weapons of Mass Consumption
- Saved by the Balls
- Pine Riders
Check out our drinking team names too.
- Speed Bumps
- Sons of Pitches
- Balls and Dolls
- Pipe Layers
- Balls Deep
- Better with Beer
- UMADBRO
- Wankers
- Six Pack Attacks
- Purple Pounders
- Speed Bumps
- We’d Hit That
- Kung Fu Pandas
- Smack My Pitch Up
- Mound Pounders
- Volley Lamas
- Liver Let Die
- Booze On First
- Vandelay Industries
- Road Kill
- Smack My Pitch Up
- Soft Balls, Hard Bats
- Your Mother
- Win or Lose, We Booze
- Ump Yours
- I Think Therefore I Slam
- Hammer Time
- Multiple Scorgasms
- McGlovin
- Beef Curtains
- Jersey Meathooks
- Dirty Sanchez
- Mighty Morphing Flower Arrangers
- Donkey Punches
- Bunt Cakes
Coed Team Names
For teams with guys and gals you need a unique name to reflect that.
- Nuts and Knockers
- Muff ‘n Men
- Thugs and Thongs
- Balls and Dolls
- Pimps-n-hossas
All Girl’s Team Names
Team names just for the ladies. More ladies team names here.
- Her-ricanes
- The Missi Sippi’s
- Mouse Knuckles
- Big Knockers (softball team)
- Team Camel Toe
- Tittsburgh Feelers
- Whoremoans
- Menapostal
- Where My Pitches At?
- Cunning Stunts
- Team Jugs
- Chicks with Sticks
Funny Hockey Team Names
- Sh!thawks
- Mother Puckers
- Puckin’ Idiots
- Fresh Prince of Briere
- Blackouts
- No Regretzkies
- Buk Hockey - for people with dirty minds
- Puck U
- Pimp My Zamboni
- Blades of Steel
- Minutemen
View the whole collection of hockey team names here »
Funny Bowling Team Names
- Designated Drinkers
- King Pins
- Bowl Movements
- Glory Bowl
- Minds in the Gutter
- Splits Happen
- On Strike
- Turkey Baggers
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter
- Unbowlievable
- Bowling Stones
View the whole collection of bowling team names here »
Funny Golf Team Names
- Who’s Your Caddy
- Get in the Hole
- Shooter McGavin
- The Mulligans
- Nothing But Green
- Happy Place
- Birdie Bandits
- Dukes of Water Hazard
- Hitt’n It Rough
- Weapons of Grass Destruction
- Fists of Furyk
- Amateur Tour
- From the Ladies Ties
- Fore Play
View the whole collection of golf team names here »
Funny Running Team Names
- Speed Bumps
- How the West Was Run
- Smells Like Team Spirit
- Shake Rattle and Run
- Sole Train
- Rapid Thigh Movement
- I Thought This Was a 5k!
- Bodyglide, Blisters and Bengay
- Relayted
- Run So Far-ians
- The Young and the Rest of Us
- Pimp My Stride
View the whole collection of running team names here »
Funny Weight Loss Team Names
- Can Has Cheezburger?
- Dwindling Expectations
- Less to Love
- Waist Management
- Weapons of Less Consumption
- Mission Slimpossible
- Wii Unfit
- You Gonna Eat That?
- Starvin Marvins
- Cupcakes Anonymous
- Born to Lose
- Skinny-sized
For those of you a little on the pudgy side, we’ve got a collection of weight loss team names here »
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